Thursday, April 23, 2020

Bong-Joon Ho's THE HOST (2006)


A monster movie always needs a bit
Of slapstick, but these laughs come with a punch
Right to the gut. A class on how this fit
Together could, sure, benefit a bunch
Of students. Here the monster shows up soon
And clearly, and is sinuous and cool
And interesting to watch, at night or noon
(That's right: broad daylight, often tough and cruel
To creatures, only makes this better! I
Would nothing change, unless, perhaps I'd give
To Chekhov's archer more to do than fly
That arrow; Doona Bae just makes me live. 
But Ko Asung does, too, and Kan-Ho Song
Paired with her never, ever, can go wrong!

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Aindriu Green's RAIN (2018)


The trolley problem, one that's old but good
Is illustrated in a brand new way.
A simple set and no effects e'er should
Be put to uses such as these, I'd say
(Though here, the valley is too canny - the
A.I. is just a human actress in the room,
Though excellent. But my own disbelief
Should be suspended for a short!). A doom
Has come upon a big tycoon. No grief
For him, though, only duty to find out,
Not whodunnit, but why. As stories go
This one is tight and challenging. I'd like
To see more of this fellow's work, to know
What else he and this crew, too. This strikes
Me as a good beginning all around.
Each aspect's great, yes, even light and sound.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Denis Villeneuve's NEXT FLOOR (2008)


The Platform, if reversed and cut way down
Is how we might describe this now, but ere
That weird conceit came this short, grey and brown
Yet glistening, a feast no one would dare
Partake of, yet these diners gorge despite
Some risks. Not since Pete Greenaway set out
To ruin restaurants has food less brought appetite
Up to the fore. What's all of this about?
It's short, go look on YouTube, but prepare
For frightfulness and creepiness and sounds
Of dining that will make you never care
To feed again as staffers make the rounds
A-keeping up the flow of haute cuisine
E'en as we slowly guess what this all means.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Jacob Hamilton's JUMP SHOT: THE KENNY SAILORS STORY (2020)

If Bud were not so tall, nor Ken so short
Wyoming wouldn't have its special place
In history, at least that of the sport
Of basketball. Sure, in the dash and chase
Along the boards, another would have made
The change, would add that third dimension to
An earthbound, static game, but how he played
Deserves this treatment. He played that way through
His life entire.  All of the talking heads
In praise of what he did when young are great, 
As are the fun cartoons, but this tale treads
Much longer, deeper paths. He's of my state,
But left his mark worldwide. I do, though, call
Bullshirt on one thing: why no Eric Schaal?
P.S. Hi Fennis. We love you, too

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Greg Mottola's PAUL (2011)


Encounters that come close to pure delight, 
As this one did, are few and far between. 
I'd rather focus on what they got right
Than on what made this miss (except that queen
Of off-tone awkwardness, Ms. Kristen Wiig).
The leads are charming, innocent and fun, 
The laughs to be had here are sometimes big, 
And money spent on SFX, for one,
Was not misspent. The slight twist at the end
Was good but maybe not a great surprise. 
That's fine. A film need not always depend
On that to work. The time spent viewing flies
At least as well as Paul's slow-rising craft.
It's sweet and light, and hey, it made me laugh. 

Friday, April 10, 2020

Bong-Joon Ho's MOTHER (2009)

A bit Twin Peaks and Hitchcock, but instead
Of hard-boiled gumshoes or the FBI,
Our sleuth is someone's mama. A girl's dead;
And all assume it's this poor, simple guy
Who's duped into confessing. But in fact
Did he commit the deed? His mom says no
And sets herself to keeping full, intact
Her baby's honor. No Miss Marple, though
Is she. Her sordid course through what occurred
A girl's last night is full of error and
Of churning images that soon are stirred
Into a muddy moral mess (on-brand
For Ho) shows off how Hye-Ja Kim can dance
Through any scene or mood, given the chance. 

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Marek Polgar's EXIT (2011)

The cam'ra does what we are not allowed
To do: look straight up in a city scape,
Or closely at small textures that the crowd
Around us shoves us past. Here we may gape
At these and more! And there's a story, too,
Of those who treat their city as a kind
Of puzzle to be solved. I like to move
Through urban spaces as they do, to find
What others miss in passing. Ghosts, they go
From shot to perfect shot, exchange remarks,
And take their cryptic notes. I want to know
The world they are escaping with their charts. 
Another fascination: talking scenes
Are strangely cut, as though these are my dreams. 

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

L.Q. Jones' A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)


Four years from now, if COVID ain't the thing
(Oh, sorry, Blood, I know that's not a word)
The bombs might get us. What would take the sting
From such a fate would be, I might have heard,
A cyber-telepathic cranky hound
To find me partners, call for popcorn, sense
What I cannot, while making not a sound
That any else can hear. 'Twould be intense.
The mutt might well have Unca Harlan's voice!
Don Johnson isn't bad, for once. No one
At twenty-something always sucks. Rejoice!
On balance, 'tis a silly romp, and fun
Across the 'pockyclypse. I'd take a K.I.T.T.
In canine form along for sure! No spit!

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's THE PLATFORM (2019)

I'm told that quitting smoking really sucks, 
But so much that you'd choose to undergo
A treatment such as this, that gets you stuck
In Kafka's, Sade's and Howey's nightmare, though?
A tour through greed and hunger, mistrust, fear
And haute cuisine, where trigger warnings must
Abound! To say this film is somewhat weird
Is to opine that Dune involves some dust. 
The allegory's heavy, and I look
To soon be spending time exploring names 
As though this were a brutal Gene Wolfe book.
At any rate, it lives up to the claims
You're hearing, both admiring and annoyed. 
And so a little bit more faith's destroyed...

Guillermo del Toro's THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017)

Some movies are for looking at, and I'd Say this is one, for ev'ry gorgeous frame Would look great on my wall. All that ...