Monday, February 3, 2020

Geoff Davis' WILLIAM KELLY'S WAR (2014)

Long ere Bruce Wayne went bats, one Billy K
His brother and his cousin, duty-bound,
Signed up to fight the Great War far away.
Meanwhile in Oz, bad guys were all around
The fam'ly spread, and Billy's sis was cute!
So many genres in one movie! There's 
War stuff and hot revenge -- watch Billy shoot
Unerringly wherever Billy fares!
His mother speechifies, his sister shrinks
From nothing, and his brother's Batman, too!
The script is tight, the music's fine, the links
'Twixt shell-shock and rough justice, they feel true. 
The Brothers Davis, though, are writers first. 
I can't quite call their acting, though, the worst.

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Sidney Poitier's BUCK AND THE PREACHER (1972)

Now, westerns haven't ever been my thing, 
But bareass Belafonte caught my eye
(I'm only human) and to watch him sling
A shooter or a bible... And just why
Did I not know this film had e'en been made?
Best late than never yes, but Sidney's first
Directing job, I should have known. And wait, 
Who's snoggin' him but Ruby Dee! And hers
Is one demanding role. Each perfect scene, 
Of action, tenderness, or funny stuff
Is clear and gorgeous, woke AF and keen
To tell a story nowhere near enough
Gets shared, of black life in the great Old West.
Of westerns I have seen, I like this best!

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Michael Gracey's THE GREATEST SHOWMAN (2017)


I think I'd rather that I could have heard
Real opera from the Swedish Nightengale,
But Broadway types, have probably preferred
A modern style. And style must e'er prevail
In show biz. This is Barnum simplified
And made into the spectacle. A real 
And factful film, as others might have tried,
Would fail where this succeeds, a bit, I feel.
My eyes betimes did want to roll, of course
I mean, I saw Zac Efron on trapeze!
So many stories wandered from the source. 
Viz... Tom Thumb gets no wedding? And, puh-lease,
The Eng twins as a sight gag in each dance
Instead of getting lines, screen time, a chance?

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Pella Kagerman's and Hugo Lilja's ANIARA (2018)

A Bergman film in space, reviewers say,
Yet I think Wheatley's High Rise might compare
More accurately to this chilly play
On tragic commons, time and human cares. 
A spaceship goes adrift and all aboard
Are all they've got. The story as here told
Is not of character. It's how a horde
Of people change their folkways. Growing old
Aboard a space bus was in no one's plan,
And once the holodeck-oid suicides,
There's not a lot to do, but, man oh man
The sexy cults! The false hopes! As long rides
Might go this one is rough. I must say, though
I love it when an old broad steals the show.

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Vince Gilligan's EL CAMINO (2019)

I'm broken really bad, so glad to see
These characters again, to see the rich
Imagined Albuquerque world, to be
Escaping with the man who just says "bitch!"
Yes, Cap'n Cook has come a long, weird way.
Each shot says something, often more than one
Idea comes through, and ev'ry flashback pays
Us off, like Bill and Ted placed Chekov's gun.
It's cinematic as the TV show
(And that's a lot); motifs of cars and bars
Remind us of the stakes and then, you know
Just look at all of Jesse Pinkman's scars!
It leaves us in a good place, yes, but then
I think I have to watch the show again. 

Friday, October 11, 2019

Ivan Engler's CARGO (2019)

It's cold in outer space, and lonely, too. 
A four - year trip aboard a cargo ship,
With eight-month shifts alone, while all the crew
But you is hibernating, gets a grip
On mind and body. Engler here partakes
Of A. Tarkovsky, Ridley Scott, and, yes,
Of Kubrick. Spacecrafts shown are dark, with lakes
(Well, shallow pools) of water, and a mess
Like YoYoDyne Propulsion! Atmosphere
Is paramount in moody sci - fi flicks, 
And this has it in spades. And, too, the sheer
Unpleasantness of all aboard will fix
Attention on the dreariness yet more,
As will the silences that form the score. 

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Frant Gwo's THE WANDERING EARTH (2019)

That China can make big, dumb movies, too
Should not surprise me, but I didn't think
A Cixin Liu tale would inspire a true,
If gorgeous, Hollywood-style pile of stink.
The visuals, I will say, are superb, 
The actors charismatic, one and all, 
The script though? E'en allowing for the derb - -
I mean the dubbing - - was what I must call
(If charity did move me) what the duck?!?
A grander scale of action we could not
Have asked for, yet we must believe our luck
Has brought us engines that, when they get hot 
Can move our planet, yet one family
From out of billions, saves us all? I see... 

Guillermo del Toro's THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017)

Some movies are for looking at, and I'd Say this is one, for ev'ry gorgeous frame Would look great on my wall. All that ...